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Hello! You can call me IVY for sake of ease. I mostly reblog humor and textposts. Unfortunately im one of those alt+click to reblog type peoples, so i don't use tags very often.

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Tuesday reblog
Tuesday reblog

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Tuesday reblog

teamsolomeme:

honestly last night was too much of a blur all i remember is buying a chalice on caitlyn 

Tuesday reblog

parents-vs-esports:

1) Draw sexy female League of Legends champion

2) Post on tumblr

3) ????

4) GO TO HELL

Tuesday reblog

riverdancingcas:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

I’m going to die

Monday reblog

22 TREND MAN HATE ON THE LADY HE S GONNA DO A SEX

the-milk-eyed-mender:

1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.

2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH DOORWAYS LESS THAN SIX FEET IN WIDTH. THIS SHOWS A MAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HIM IN THE FAIRY TALE SPLENDOR HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF RETIRING IN.

3. A HAT WHICH MAN DONT WANT ON THERE!!!! DO YOU HAVE TOO MSANY EYES? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?? PLEASE DO NOT DECEIVE ME, LADIES, I AM VERY YOUNG, I AM SOFT

4. CENTIPEDES, PLEASR STOP POURING CENTIPEDES AND SCORPIONS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND EYES WHEN YOU SPEAK ARCANE HELL-TONGUES TO ME WHEN YOU VISIT MY BEDSIDE IN THE DEAD OF THE MOONLESS NIGHT

Monday reblog

warpainted-phoenix:

Hey guys so you know whos an awesome youtuber who ISNT problematic?

its markiplierimage

hes so greatimagelook at him

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hes hugging these little stuffed animals

hes great and funny and doesnt make offensive jokes

long story short i love markiplier

Monday reblog

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

Monday reblog

to live would be an awfully big adventure

Monday reblog
dthm.